Showing posts with label Mormon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mormon. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The World Is Full Of Gods




            When I started this blog I was only doing it for a grade. As many of my reader know I am in an English Comp class at Jacksonville State University taught by Tanya Sasser. Over the course of the semester I have tried to inform my readers of the various religions that exist and have existed over the course of human history. I tried to let you know about different things that those people believe, or to give you insight to why they lived their lives in a certain way.

·         Vikings Believed that you could only enter Valhalla of you were killed in battle. So they spent much of their life pillaging and burning other civilizations. 
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·         Snake Handlers think that if you are a true Christian you are invincible (they’re obviously wrong).
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·         Hindus and Buddhists believe that you have to answer for your actions weather you “repent” of them or not. Karma even follows you to the next life, this makes them (mostly) very peaceful people.
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·         Mormons believe that it is possible for a man to rise to the level of God, if he is important enough (like John Smith). They also believe some other crazy stuff (i.e. Burnt people, and Magic Underpants)

·         Greeks believed their Gods to be fallible and imperfect.

·         Christians believe that as long as they believe in Jesus and repent of their sins, God will forgive them no matter what they do.
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·         Atheists don’t believe in any of it. We just feel like everyone should be good to each other and get along.
 
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·         I even showed how religions borrow stories from one another.



Every one of these groups of people feel like their answer is the only correct answer.
Everyone feels like everyone else is wrong.  Each religion has a way of forcing their beliefs on another. For some, like Jehovah’s Witness, this involves knocking on your door at 6 a.m. on Saturday morning. For others, like the Catholic Church, this involves forcing the rest of the world to accept their morals, weather we believe them or not. In many cases spreading the word of religion can be a good thing, many missionaries travel to other countries and build homes and schools, feed, and clothe poor children. But in some cases it is taken too far, today in America, we deny marriages, abortions, birth control, and even sex education all based off the religious views of one group of Americans. We all need to step back and try and see the world through the eyes of someone else sometimes. We get so caught up in our own culture that we forget that other people see things differently, this doesn’t make them inherently bad, this only makes them different. 
 
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            Even though the class I started this blog for ends this week, I will still continue to post until people stop reading. Thank you to all of my classmates who have helped me become a better writer over the last few months. I wish you all the best of luck.
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

5 Things You Didn't Know About Religion


1. Greek Gods Hated Babies. Now, some of you may have read my blog last week. So you may actually know this one. The Greeks version of creation is filled with baby hate. The god Erebus trapped all of his children in hell (until one escaped and castrated him). Cronos ate all his babies (except one, and he regretted that).

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Zeus had many children (with MANY women) that he ignored, while his wife Hera would torment them and “test” them continuously. I guess Zeus didn't know how diabolical these baby gods can be.

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2.Getting High For Jesus. Have you been busted for trafficking 20 tons (40,000 lbs) of marijuana? Do you want to get off free and clear, and keep your pot? Well, just claim that you are practicing an old Jamaican religion, The Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. A sect of Christianity founded by pot farmers, in Jamaica.

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In 1979, the state of Florida recognized them as an official religion, and came to the decision that the “use of cannabis is an essential portion of the religious practice." Therefore it falls under the protection of the first amendment. With expensive lawyers and much persistence they beat the system, and people said pot heads are lazy.

3. Scientology. Here is a newer religion that is gaining much popularity, especially with celebrities. This religion was founded by L. Ron Hubbard (1911-1986). Hubbard was a science fiction writer, but some people, for some reason, believe it as fact.

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 He wrote that people are actually immortal beings, who forgot our “true nature,” practitioners are often required to relive past traumatic events in order to “free themselves” form their past, this is called an audit. Auditing in scientology involves measuring the body’s resistance to electricity with a machine called an E-meter. An electrical current is passed through your body and the auditor asks questions and reads the E-meter to see if you have been “cleared.”


“I’m ready for my audit now guys…. Guys? Ummm… guys?"

Scientologists believe we are the confused spirits of aliens frozen, transported to this planet, killed in a volcano, and then brainwashed (in that order) by the powerful Lord Zenu. The confused alien spirits then inhabited the bodies of pre-historic man.

Check out this short, two minute video from The BBC:


4. Burnt Souls. OK, so far everything has been fairly tame. No one has been offended yet, right? Well, I can fix that for you. According to the Book of Mormon, 2 Nephi verse 5:21;
“And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.


Video courtesy of JeramiahFilms:
This one is a bit long, if you don't want to watch the whole thing, skip to 2:00 minutes, you'll only have to watch about 30 seconds.

Wow…. They actually believe that black skin is a curse, bestowed by God, as a punishment for not choosing a side in the battle between God and the Devil.

Picture from South Park.

5. Magic Underpants. It comes as no surprise that the same people, who believe that last statement, also believe some other crazy things. Mormons have what they call their “Temple Garments” but to the rest of the world these are known as Magic Underpants.

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Mormons believe that wearing these underpants provides them with “Spiritual Protection” and helps them resist the temptation of sin. Many Mormons insist that the underpants also provide physical protection, though they argue on the amount of physical protection it has. Some church leaders claim that their underpants have protected them in car wreaks, fires, and other natural disasters.


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I think I’ll nickname my underpants “Magic Brown"

So, you need not be offended by what Mormons think,  they believe some weird stuff. I mean, the entire religion was founded when a man supposedly found some gold tablets in the woods, he was the only one allowed by god to see or read these tablets. Man, some people are gullible.
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