Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The World Is Full Of Gods




            When I started this blog I was only doing it for a grade. As many of my reader know I am in an English Comp class at Jacksonville State University taught by Tanya Sasser. Over the course of the semester I have tried to inform my readers of the various religions that exist and have existed over the course of human history. I tried to let you know about different things that those people believe, or to give you insight to why they lived their lives in a certain way.

·         Vikings Believed that you could only enter Valhalla of you were killed in battle. So they spent much of their life pillaging and burning other civilizations. 
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·         Snake Handlers think that if you are a true Christian you are invincible (they’re obviously wrong).
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·         Hindus and Buddhists believe that you have to answer for your actions weather you “repent” of them or not. Karma even follows you to the next life, this makes them (mostly) very peaceful people.
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·         Mormons believe that it is possible for a man to rise to the level of God, if he is important enough (like John Smith). They also believe some other crazy stuff (i.e. Burnt people, and Magic Underpants)

·         Greeks believed their Gods to be fallible and imperfect.

·         Christians believe that as long as they believe in Jesus and repent of their sins, God will forgive them no matter what they do.
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·         Atheists don’t believe in any of it. We just feel like everyone should be good to each other and get along.
 
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·         I even showed how religions borrow stories from one another.



Every one of these groups of people feel like their answer is the only correct answer.
Everyone feels like everyone else is wrong.  Each religion has a way of forcing their beliefs on another. For some, like Jehovah’s Witness, this involves knocking on your door at 6 a.m. on Saturday morning. For others, like the Catholic Church, this involves forcing the rest of the world to accept their morals, weather we believe them or not. In many cases spreading the word of religion can be a good thing, many missionaries travel to other countries and build homes and schools, feed, and clothe poor children. But in some cases it is taken too far, today in America, we deny marriages, abortions, birth control, and even sex education all based off the religious views of one group of Americans. We all need to step back and try and see the world through the eyes of someone else sometimes. We get so caught up in our own culture that we forget that other people see things differently, this doesn’t make them inherently bad, this only makes them different. 
 
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            Even though the class I started this blog for ends this week, I will still continue to post until people stop reading. Thank you to all of my classmates who have helped me become a better writer over the last few months. I wish you all the best of luck.
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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

5 More Unbelievable Beliefs

1.West Virginia Snake Handlers- In 1910, high in the mountains of West Virginia, George Went Hensley was reading his bible and came across a couple of verses he hadn’t paid attention to before.

Luke 10:19 - Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

Matthew 16:17-18 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; ­They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Hensley interpreted them to mean that any true follower of Christ should be able to master snakes, and even if he did get bit “nothing by any means shall ever hurt him”, right?
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“It’s ok, Pastor George said it won’t hurt”

Well, being in West Virginia, there were plenty of snakes to be found. So, he found one and was not immediately bitten. He took this as a sign that his interpretation was correct. A few years later he started his own church, requiring that all who attend handle snakes as proof of their salvation.
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Well, as luck would have it, snake handling is not quite the safest religious practice. In 1955 George Hensley was preaching in Florida, when he was bitten by a snake he was holding. He and his wife were “faith healers” and believed god would take care of him. He died early the next morning, the local Sheriff ruled it a suicide. Surprisingly enough, this was not enough to dissuade his followers. No, since his death churches have sprung up in Alabama, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Canada. And several more deaths.

2. Faith Healing – I cannot think of any crazy belief more dangerous than Faith Healing. These are people who honestly believe that any sickness can be cured only by prayer. This belief is present in more than just the West Virginia Snake Lovers. Jehovah’s Witnesses’ believe that you can never receive a blood transfusion, tons of different religions have a degree of faith healing.

But here is where it starts to be a problem, in 2012 a couple in Oregon allowed their sixteen year old son to die of a burst appendix when they tried to simply “pray away” his appendicitis. 
 
Picture of Austin, 16 years old. From NY Daily News
Due to a religious exemption in the state law regarding child abuse these two neglectful, irresponsible, moronic excuses for parents were let off with only probation.
Picture of shitty parents from NY Daily News
 And this is only one of dozens, or even hundreds of other cases.

3. Return to the Mothership – On March 25th 1997, the world was treated to the spectacle of the Hale-Bopp comet. 
 
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Thirty-nine people gathered together to hitch a ride on the space ship that trailed the comet. 
 
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What? You didn’t know Santa flies his space ship behind the comet? Where have you been?

Heaven’s Gate believed the Earth was about to be recycled. And that they needed to trade in their vehicles (that is what their called their bodies) for newer models. 

The next Morning police found the bodies of thirty-nine people who had committed mass suicide. The leaders thought that only through suicide could they be freed from earth and be taken on the ship to the next level of existence above human.

It is worth mentioning that in October of 1996, the group purchased “Alien Abduction” insurance for a group of fifty people at the price of $10,000

4. Where Do They Get Off? – Back in 500 C.E. there were no smart phones, or internet, not even any porno magazines. So this brings up a question, what kind of pornography was available?
In most cultures it was in art sculptures and paintings. But to the Hindu people of Khajurahu it was at church. The oddest thing is that these sculptures do not depict the gods. No, these sculptures represent sexual activities between people.

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5. God’s of Poo – No I am not talking about the gods of Pooh.
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No, I mean the god’s of poo, excrement, feces, crap. 

Poop Shrine courtesy of Tokyo Mango.


It turns out that the Romans indeed had a god for everything. In fact they had not one, but two gods for human excrement. Stercutius, the Roman god of Ordure (defined as muck, dung, waste, something regarded as vile). There was also Cloacina was one of the oldest roman gods and she was considered to be the goddess of all sewers and toilets in the Eternal City (what a crappy job, for a God).



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